Calcifer on Karma, Part I

Author’s note: Yay, another story with one of my favorite demons!  Oops, devil!  Don’t tell him I slipped!

When I arrived at the coffee shop for my shift this morning, I immediately noticed two unusual things.  First, Calcifer had already arrived, and looked surprisingly awake and alert.  Second, he was not sitting at his usual booth in the back of the shop, but was instead perched at a table up front, near the customer line.

Normally, a slight change in a regular’s schedule wouldn’t have thrown me for a loop.  But when that regular is a genuine honest-to-badness devil, I tend to pay more attention.  Giving a slight wave to Danny, behind the counter, to indicate that I would need a few minutes, I pulled up a chair next to the grinning fallen angel.

“What’s so funny?” I asked.  “What are you doing here so early, and up front?”

“Oh, I wouldn’t miss this for the world!” Calcifer chortled in response.  He nodded towards the front counter.  “I’m about to watch someone blow about a million points.  This is going to be hilarious!”

“Hold on,” I broke in, waving my hand in front of Calcifer’s face in a futile effort to get his full attention.  “Points?  What are you talking about?”

Finally, the devil turned to look at me.  “Points,” he repeated.  “You know, the game of life?  How much you’re winning by?”

My confusion must have been obvious.  With a reluctant sigh, the devil turned to face me.  “Look, do you ever compare yourself to other people?” he asked.  “In terms of looks, success, money, education, smarts, whatever.  You don’t need to answer – I know you do.  All humans do it.  They’re determining who’s winning more at life; the winner is the one who has more points.”

“But it’s like that one TV show, right?  The points don’t matter?”

This elicited another laugh.  “What?  Of course they matter!  How else would we measure your success?”

I stared at Calcifer, trying to understand.  “You mean when we die?”

“Yes, of course when you die!” he snapped.  “When you die, you head off to be judged, to determine what happens to you next.  If you’ve got a lot of points, it means that you led a successful life, and you get top pick of the prime real estate.  If you don’t have a lot of points, well, your choices are a lot more limited.”

“I don’t believe this!” I sputtered.  “I thought that you just had to live a good life, and you get into Heaven!”

“And living a good life gets you points!” retorted Calcifer.  “Land a nice steady job?  Couple thousand points, more if you work for a do-gooder company.  Meet your wife?  You just brought a lifetime of happiness to someone, that’s definitely worth some points.  Have kids?  Creating new lives must be worth points, don’t you think?”

I shook my head as I thought about this.  “Okay, it’s a messed up sort of judgement, but it’s still a judgement system of sorts,” I finally conceded.  “But that doesn’t explain what you’re doing up here.”

This brought a grin to the devil’s face.  “Points are important, but you only get them if you succeed,” he said happily.  “If you fail at an opportunity, however, you lose points.  The bigger the missed opportunity, the more points down the drain.  And this is going to be a doozy!”

Part II can be found here!

A.D. (After Death)

I sat up in my hospital bed as the new visitor entered.  I could tell right away that he was different from the usual bevy of nurses, relatives, doctors, and interns who made their way through my room.  For one thing, I suspected that most people weren’t allowed to bring a seven-foot scythe through an emergency ward.

“That’s not especially subtle,” I remarked, gesturing at the bladed instrument as the figure closed the door behind him.  I noted that I was no longer faint of breath, and reached up to remove the oxygen mask.  Of course, I had left it behind when I parted ways with my body.

Death looked up at his scythe.  “It doesn’t get much use,” he said in a thoughtful tone.  “Sign of the office, though.  Have to have it.”

“You can’t complain?  Maybe get a pocket model?” I suggested.

The dark figure cocked his head at me.  “One downside to being a celestial force is that there isn’t much of a command structure,” he said.  “I’ve basically got the rules to stick to, and nobody’s around to argue with.”

I nodded, but my thoughts returned to more pressing matters.  “So, I’m dead,” I commented.

“Yep.”

“What’s next?”  I asked.  “Heaven?  Hell?  Reabsorbed into the bright light at the end of the tunnel?  Do I wander the earth for the rest of time as a ghost?  Is Jesus waiting outside for you to finish up in here?”  I honestly wasn’t sure if I was joking or not.

Death simply shrugged at me.  “Up to you, really,” he said.  “What do you think should happen?”

It was up to me?  I felt slightly cheated, as though I was finding out that the whole afterlife was a scam.  “Well, maybe I should get a palace in the skies with my 72 virgins,” I retorted.  “I don’t know!  I thought I wasn’t supposed to worry about this stuff, focus on living!”

Before answering, Death carefully leaned the scythe against the wall, settling into the visitor’s chair in the suite with a sigh.  “Look, the main goal is to be happy,” he began, his fingers coming together in a steeple.  “Think of it like this.  Before you died, most of your energy was spent keeping your body in check.  It had to do what you asked of it, not talk back, obey commands – that’s a lot of work.  That takes constant focus to manage so many different tasks and keep them in sync.”

“I wasn’t doing so well at it towards the end, though,” I remarked sardonically.  I knew it probably wasn’t a good idea to use sarcasm on Death, but I just couldn’t hold back the words.

Death didn’t seem perturbed by my outburst.  “It’s always hard,” he said simply.  “But now, you’re free from all of that, and you now have no outlet for your complete and total focus.  When you were alive, you used your focus to control your body around you, to keep it how you wanted.  But now, you can apply that focus to your surroundings.  You can make your existence however you want.”

I paused to contemplate this.  “So, if I wanted to be surrounded by all my loved ones . . .” I began.

“Then you can make it so,” he said simply.

I thought some more.  “So once I make a decision, am I stuck with it forever?”

“If you eat cereal for breakfast each morning, and one day you want pancakes, are you forbidden from consuming them?” he retorted.

“I suppose not,” I replied.  “So I’m really this free?  I can do whatever I want?  Am I going to be bumping into all sorts of other ghosts?”

Death sighed slightly, raising his eyes to transfix me in his gaze.  “Once again, only if you want to,” he said.  “Some people seek out companionship.  Some need adversity, challenges to overcome.  Some want nothing but to relax.  Whatever it is, you can have it now.”

“Okay, but,” I protested.  “Let’s say that I want to have a talk with Albert Einstein.  I’m sure that some other dead person wants to do so, too!  Who gets Einstein?  Or are we both there with him?  And what if he doesn’t want to talk with either of us?”

The man waved his hand in response.  “If you want to talk to Einstein, you will speak to him,” he said.  “If somebody else wants to, they will speak with him, too.  And Einstein will do whatever he wants, which right now is to explore the Andromeda galaxy.  All of this can happen at the same time.  Your Einstein is Einstein, same as the other person’s, same as the one currently in deep space.”

The implications were staggering, almost beyond my grasp.  I sat back slightly onto the bed.  A nurse had stepped into the room, and was currently shouting for a crash cart in the hallway, but she was beneath my notice now.  “How long do I have to decide?” I asked.

Death rose to his feet, picking up his staff of office.  He slid the window open, gazing outside.  “As long as you want,” he replied, over his shoulder.

“And can I ask you if I have more questions?”

At this, Death paused.  “I’m sure you will figure it out,” he said finally, and leapt from the window.

I ran to look outside, but of course he had vanished.  I tried willing him back, but nothing happened.  So instead, I leaned back, thinking light thoughts, watching as I rose up through the ceiling to settle on the roof.  The sun felt warm against my skin; the hospital gown was replaced by a comfortable shirt and jeans.  I gazed out across the rooftops, watching the possibilities unfold.

Havana Club

Despite the old and tired air conditioner noisily straining away in the corner, the interior of the bar was barely cooler than outside. Despite this, Patterson still breathed a sigh of relief as he stepped through the double doors. Just escaping the blazing sun was heaven enough.

Reaching up to remove his wide-brimmed woven hat from his head, he stood in the doorway for several seconds while his eyes adjusted to the relative gloom. The long counter ran the length of the bar across from him, populated by several rusting bar stools. Across from the counter, the booths were mostly empty. Only a few hardened day drinkers sat on the stained, cracked leather as they nursed their poisons.

Patterson glanced at the windows as he took a seat at the counter, carefully selecting a seat where he could see both the door and rear entrance. He could see the palm fronds flopping loosely in the breeze outside through the dirt and grime that caked the glass panes. Turning back to the bar, he rested one hand on the scarred wood, drumming his fingertips.

A few seconds later, a short, dark-haired man emerged from the back of the bar. “¿Sí, señor?” he asked.

“Un café, por favor,” Patterson responded, fishing a few bits of change out to clink on the uneven shellacked wood. The man nodded and bustled off, presumably to find a clean cup.  Patterson turned back to the entrance, waiting patiently.

For several minutes he listened to the seagulls outside. A soft chinking of porcelain announced the arrival of his coffee. “Gracias,” he said without turning around. The coins were quietly removed from the counter as the man scurried off, probably back to his siesta.

Patterson continued to sit and wait. He took a sip of coffee, grimaced, put the cup back down and pushed the saucer away slightly. Finally, he heard a soft tread from outside. He straightened up on his seat, one hand slipping inside his jacket to rest lightly on the butt of a .44 revolver. He wasn’t expecting trouble, but fortune always favors the prepared.

The double doors opened, and a portly man stumped in, huffing noisily through his neatly trimmed salt-and-pepper beard. When he saw Patterson at the counter, he let out a snort of recognition.

“Ah, Frank, good to see you again,” the man said as he settled heavily onto a stool, which creaked in protest.  He glanced over at the cup near Patterson’s elbow.  “How’s the coffee here?”


“Swill,” Patterson replied.  “Do you have what I asked for?”

The stout man rolled his eyes.  “Never with the small talk,” he said theatrically.  “Yeah, I got it right here.”  He reached back behind his back, under the loose, oversized button-up shirt, and Patterson once again tensed in anticipation of an attack.  The other man withdrew a thick manilla envelope, slightly damp from perspiration.  He slid it across the counter of the bar.

Patterson picked up the envelope.  He knew that the heft of the package was right, and he wasn’t going to insult his business partner by opening it at the bar.  “Thank you,” he said stiffly.  He shifted slightly in his seat, indicating that the conversation was over.

The other man shrugged amicably enough.  “Nice doing business with you,” he replied, and slid heavily off the stool.  

Patterson watched him leave.  As the other man left through the main doors of the bar, a wave of hot, humid, muggy air washed over him, pouring in from outside.  Patterson slid the envelope into the inside pocket of his seersucker jacket, patting it once or twice to ensure that it was snug and secure.  

He took a few last breaths of blessedly cool, dry air before picking up his hat off the bar.  Squaring the brim in front of his forehead, he made his way back outside, into the Havana sun.

How Did You Meet?

I like writing these.  Some are true, some are fiction.  Some are me, some are other people.  Which are which?  Who’s to say?  The previous batch can be found here.

You two are so cute together!  How did you guys meet?

“Probably about the most exotic place possible – we met in Israel!”

“Yeah, he was in another Birthright group, visiting the same places as us at the same time, so we kept on seeing each other at the hotels at night.”

“I invited her to a party in one of our rooms the second night, and since she was the only person from her group who wanted to come, I talked with her all night so she wouldn’t feel uncomfortable or out of place.  After that, well, I just really wanted to keep talking to her!”

“At each of the hotels, we would meet up in the evenings and talk for the whole night.”

“I really wanted to make a move on her, but I was totally afraid of being shot down.”

“I was kind of hoping that he would make a move . . .”

“And I did!  She wasn’t sure at first, but I’m so glad I didn’t let the moment slip away!”

So, how did you two find each other?

“It’s kind of a funny story!  First off, it turns out that I lived just down the street from her grandparents, and so we were good friends while we were growing up.”

“Yeah, and early on I actually dated one of his buddies, who turned out to be his distant cousin!  So, small world.”

“But the two of us didn’t really connect until after college, when we were both on this week-long mission trip down to do charity stuff in New Orleans.”

“Yeah, and she was kind of going crazy!  I mean, we both were.  We were all staying in this church, and couldn’t really get up to much trouble there.”

“Once we got back home, though, I pounced on him!”

I never would have pegged you two as a couple!  How did that happen?

“First, thanks for the vote of confidence, I guess?  We actually met online, though.”

“Yeah, I had made a profile on this site because a friend wanted me to join her, but I wasn’t expecting much. The internet’s full of creeps, you know, and I definitely got some weird messages.  But that made his stand out all the more, because it was so nice and normal!”

“We actually chatted back and forth for nearly a month before we met in person, in part because I was on vacation.  But then I got back into the same city, and we started hanging out in person!”

“The first few times were pretty cautious, because, you know, I’ve seen Catfish, and still wasn’t 100 percent confident he wasn’t lying about himself.  But no, he’s one of those rare people on the Internet who tells the truth!”

“And I haven’t murdered her yet!”

The Lizard King, Act III

Act I and Act II.

The curtain opens on the apartment, where “Pitch Perfect” is playing on the TV.  FRANCO and SUZETTE are cuddling on the couch, nestled close.  The apartment is dark.

CORKSCREW bursts in through the door, making both FRANCO and SUZETTE jump up in surprise.

CORKSCREW: I think I’ve figured it out!

FRANCO stands up angrily; SUZETTE is still hiding on the couch in the darkened room.

FRANCO: Dude, you’re interrupting here!

CORKSCREW: No, I figured it out!  I know about the lizard king!

SUZETTE sits bolt upright and screams.  FRANCO and CORKSCREW both jump and stare at her.

SUZETTE hysterically: Oh my god, it’s coming!

CORKSCREW: Yeah, on Friday!  It actually looks pretty scary!

FRANCO: Wait, what?

CORKSCREW: It’s this new movie that’s opening up!  In theaters this Friday.  Apparently they’re big on the whole ‘guerrilla marketing’ thing.

FRANCO: Oh, that actually makes sense.  Kind of.  To SUZETTE: So you’re a promoter for this movie?

SUZETTE: No!  The real lizard king!  I saw it!

FRANCO: What?

CORKSCREW: Like an early showing?

SUZETTE: No!  On the subway!  I was riding the subway back, and all of a sudden, there was this giant lizard . . . thing!  Stumbling towards me!

CORKSCREW: So why did you call me the lizard king?

SUZETTE: I didn’t!  I was warning everyone!

FRANCO soothingly: Look, I’m sure it was just another marketing ploy.  Let’s just calm down.  There’s no such thing as the lizard king.

Behind CORKSCREW, a figure appears in the doorway of the still-darkened apartment.  The others turn to see a giant lizard standing there, staring at them.  SUZETTE screams and runs out of the apartment, past the giant lizard.  FRANCO lets out a high-pitched wail and hides behind the couch.  CORKSCREW flails his arms in confusion.

The giant lizard reaches up to remove his mask, revealing JACK.

JACK: Hah, I totally got you guys!  By the way, Franco, thanks for the tip about the costume shop!  That place was amazing!

KENDRICK enters the doorway from behind JACK.

KENDRICK: Jack, I think that’s the most fun I’ve ever had on a date!  That was such a good idea!

JACK: Oh, the date’s not over!  He pulls on the mask.  Eh, misssssssy?

KENDRICK giggles and allows JACK to lead her into the apartment and offstage.  FRANCO and CORKSCREW are left standing in the apartment.  They are silent for several seconds, awkwardly avoiding eye contact.

FRANCO: I think I’ll pass on that Lizard King movie.

CORKSCREW: Yeah, sounds good.  Hey, is that Pitch Perfect?  I love this movie!

Curtain.

The Lizard King, Act II

Act I.

Curtain rises on a restaurant table for four.  JACK and KENDRICK, tall, blonde, pretty, are seated. They look bored and uncomfortable.  

KENDRICK: Jack, I just never feel like you do anything romantic for me any more.  It’s hard to know whether you care or not.

JACK: Look, let’s talk about this some other time.  Franco and his date are finally here.

FRANCO and SUZETTE enter.  SUZETTE is short, busty, straight dark hair in a bun, as CORKSCREW described.

FRANCO: Hey, sorry we’re late.

JACK: That’s kind of your thing – we know.

FRANCO and SUZETTE sit down.  A waiter brings them their menus.

KENDRICK: So, how did the two of you meet?

SUZETTE: Oh, it was so romantic!  Franco got up and gave me his seat on the subway – he was so gallant!

KENDRICK: That does sound romantic.  She shoots a pointed look at JACK, who rolls his eyes.

SUZETTE: And then he asked me to dinner, and a movie back at his place afterwards!

JACK: Oh?  A movie at our place?

SUZETTE: Your place?  No, Franco’s place.

FRANCO embarrassed: Jack, I’m going to the bathroom.  Maybe you could join me?

JACK: What?  No!

FRANCO kicks JACK under the table, audibly.  JACK muffles a curse.

JACK: Sure, I’ll go to the bathroom with you.  He stands up and limps after FRANCO to the side of the stage.

FRANCO: Yeah, I meant to talk to you about this before, but we got here late.  Do you think you and Kendrick could go someplace else after dinner, maybe give us a few hours at the apartment?

JACK: I hate when you don’t ask me about stuff like this!  You’re totally imposing-

FRANCO interrupting: Look, the two of you were going to go back, sit on the couch and watch TV for a while, and then go to bed.  It’s all you ever do.  Kendrick’s right – you do need to get out of the rut!

JACK: So what am I supposed to do?

FRANCO: Actually, why don’t you take her to that new costume shop, that opened up on 29th?  It’s supposed to be really fun.  Maybe you can find a cop costume, or some handcuffs, something to spice up your activities later tonight?

He winks and elbows JACK.

JACK: Fine.  We’ll try it.  But we’re coming back by eleven sharp, so you better have cleared out of the living room by then.

JACK and FRANCO return to the dinner table.

KENDRICK: So, what’s the plan for tonight?

JACK: Well, I was thinking we could go check out this new place I’ve heard about after dinner.  Do something different, instead of just going back and watching TV.

KENDRICK nods approvingly, reserved but approving.

FRANCO to SUZETTE: And the two of us can go back and watch a movie!  If it’s scary, you can totally cling to me for support.

JACK: Maybe the two of you should watch “Lizard Boy”, or “Godzilla”!

SUZETTE squirms at the titles.  

SUZETTE: I’m actually not a big fan of reptiles . . . she drags off into silence, staring blankly.

FRANCO: I was thinking of “Pitch Perfect.”

SUZETTE snapping out of her trance: That sounds good!

Curtain closes, END ACT II.

Act III.

The Lizard King, Act I

Setting: a college apartment, couch, large TV, Xbox.  TV is currently displaying start screen of Call of Duty.  JACK, brown hair, is sitting on the couch, controller in lap, looking bored.

FRANCO, dark-haired, handsome, enters.

JACK (annoyed): Hey, you’re late!  I’ve been waiting for, like, twenty minutes!

FRANCO: Oh, sorry.  I got a girl’s number on the subway, though.  Thinking I’ll bring her on the double date with you and Kendrick tonight.

JACK: She hot?

FRANCO: Hot enough to make it to date three!

JACK: What about smarts?

FRANCO: Eh, smarts are evaluated after date three.

JACK: So she’s destined to join the long line of girls you date, bed, and then never call again.

FRANCO winking: That remains to be seen!

JACK and FRANCO begin playing Call of Duty.  As they play, CORKSCREW, tall, gangly, shock of strawberry blonde hair, bursts into the door, frantic.

CORKSCREW: Hey, do either of you know about the lizard king?

JACK not looking up from the game: What?

CORKSCREW: The lizard king!  Some girl yelled it at me on the subway as I was coming home!  Is this some new slang I don’t know about?  Is it a gang symbol?

FRANCO: What girl?  What did she look like?

JACK nudges FRANCO.

JACK: Hey, maybe you’re dating the lizard king.

CORKSCREW: She yelled, “Watch out for the lizard king!” at me.  Maybe he’s like an escaped alligator that lives in the tunnels.

JACK: Wouldn’t that be in the sewers, not the subway?

FRANCO: Seriously, what did she look like?

CORKSCREW: I’m assuming it looks like a giant lizard.  And I think it’s male.

FRANCO reaches over the back of the couch, without looking, and slugs CORKSCREW.

FRANCO: No, the girl.  What did she look like.

CORKSCREW shrugging: Dunno.  Cute, chesty, black hair in a bun thing, yelling about a lizard.

FRANCO: Crap, that sounds like her.

JACK smirking: Sounds like you picked a winner, Franco.  Can’t wait to meet her tonight.

FRANCO: Look, doesn’t disrupt my plans.  I’ll be her lizard king tonight, if you know what I mean.

CORKSCREW is pacing back and forth around the couch.  Every time he circles in front of the TV, JACK and FRANCO throw up their hands at him, but he doesn’t notice.

CORKSCREW: Look, I gotta find out more about this lizard king deal.  I’ll see you guys later.

CORKSCREW exits.

JACK: Should we get involved in all that?

FRANCO: Nah.  One more game, then I gotta go make myself look nice for tonight.  He glances sidelong at JACK.  You should probably freshen up too.

JACK: Kendrick and I have been dating for three years, she knows what she’s got.

FRANCO: I thought you two were in a rut.

JACK: Not a bad one.

FRANCO shrugs.  Whatever.  Headshot!

Curtain closes.  END ACT 1

Act II

How Did You Meet?

So, how did you meet?

“It actually started off really poorly!  I turned around after getting my coffee in a Starbucks, and she was right there.  We totally collided and my coffee went all over her dress.”

“Of course, he was in total panic mode.  He’s grabbing for napkins and basically rubbing my crotch, while a constant stream of ‘sorry’ is coming out of his mouth.”

“It took me a good minute to realize that I was basically sexually assaulting her.  Man, was I red!  It wasn’t until I looked up at her that I realized how pretty she was, somewhere through the panic.  So I gave her my number and promised to pay for her dry cleaning.  I still can’t believe she called!”

“Sometimes, I don’t know why I did.  But he was so cute when he was flustered like that!”

How did you meet?

“Normally I don’t talk to people in the dining hall; that’s why I bring my book.  But this girl sat down right across from me, and she was really cute!  It also helped that she was wearing a very low-cut shirt…”

“Hush, you.  He seemed really kind of lost, just immersed in his book, so I figured that he wouldn’t bother me at all.  And then I was curious about his book, so we started talking.”

“Anyway, there was this weird promotion going on in the dining hall, where you could take free individual bags of Doritos.  They were advertising some new flavor or something.  So I asked her to help me carry some up to my room.”

“Getting asked to help steal food is a new one, I’ll admit that!  So I helped him.  And along the way, we ended up agreeing to get together for a movie night.”

“So Doritos helped bring us together!”

Tell me, how did the two of you meet?

“I’ll admit it, I was super inexperienced.  I basically kept on trying to talk to her the whole first week of orientation, and her friend kept on pulling her away.”

“I thought he liked me, but I had always been taught to never make the first move!  Plus, you know, new school and everything.  I was really shy.”

“We were hanging out together, but I never made that move.  Finally, one day, we were sitting in my room, and I actually asked permission!  I turned to her, next to me, and asked, ‘Can I kiss you?’, just like that!”

“I said yes, but in my head I was screaming, finally!!”

“I believe my first words, after the kiss, were, ‘So there!’, like I had proved something!  I’m still a little embarrassed by that.”

Church

The wild man turned up his black trenchcoat, grimacing at the wind.  Thunder boomed, echoing against the dark buildings towering far above him.  A storm was brewing.

The man stepped forward, leaving behind the safety of his dark limousine.  He strode forward towards the grand double doors of the tower.  They slid open for him, silently beckoning him inside.  Still clutching his coat around him, he passed through the doorway.

The elevator ticked smoothly as it carried him towards the heavens.  Slouching against the back, the wild man uneasily picked at his nails.  He was enclosed, penned in, bright artificial light pouring down on him and with no shadows in which to hide.  He watched the digital numbers advance as he waited for the doors to once again open and grant him freedom.

Finally, the doors opened, and the wild man thankfully exited the elevator.  Unfortunately, there was no comforting darkness into which he could escape.  The man walked forward slowly, raising one hand to shield his eyes against the blinding brightness.

A full bank of floor-to-ceiling windows offered a panoramic view of the outside of the tower.  The building’s top level broke through the storm clouds that covered the city, and golden sunlight suffused every inch of the white marble interior.  The room was bare, without decoration; nothing interrupted the glow of light reflected gently from every polished surface.  A single man stood in front of the windows, gazing contemplatively down at the world below, outlined by the light.

The wild man found a pair of sunglasses in a pocket of his trenchcoat and thankfully slid them on.  He walked forward across the marble, his boots ringing against the stone.  Small clods of dirt dislodged themselves from his boots and were left, scattered, across his trail.  He stopped a few feet from the other man.  “Preach,” he acknowledged in a raspy voice.

The man at the window turned, smiling, to behold the newcomer.  He wore long robes of white, gold embroidery touching the cuffs, and a high collar reminiscent of a Catholic priest.  “How good of you to come,” the man said, his voice melodious.  “I was merely contemplating humanity, far below us.”  He gestured to the window.

The wild man shuffled a couple steps closer and ventured a gaze at the thick clouds below.  “Not much to see,” he offered.

The priest threw back his head in laughter, the rich sound reverberating in the empty room.  “No, there certainly isn’t,” he said once his gaiety had subsided.  “Ah, but what is humanity to a god?  Even their kings, those they raise most high, are far below the clouds.”

“Out of touch,” the wild man responded, adjusting his coat.

The priest shot him a sidelong glance, steeliness breaking through his mantle of mirth.  “Out of touch?” he repeated.  “They do not need to be in touch.  Our hands are on the tiller; they merely row.  They have no need to know which direction the boat is traveling, nor would it mean anything to them if they knew.”  His face remained an iron mask for an instant more, but then once again relaxed into a pleasant smile.

“Oh, you do have a way of pushing my buttons,” he laughed.  “But come, you look so uncomfortable.  Can I offer you a drink?”

The wild man shook his head.  “No,” he said.  He gazed around the room, at the white marble blazing with sunlight.  “Not natural,” he said in his rough voice.

The comment elicited a chuckle.  “Of course it’s not natural,” the priest said, smirking.  “Natural stuff is all your domain.  Not that you have much domain left, of course.  That’s why I’m in the tower, and you’re,” he gestured dismissively at the clouds outside, “down there.”

Perhaps these words were meant to sting, but they elicited no reaction from the wild man.  “You called for me,” he rasped, still standing and waiting.

The priest sighed, finally turning to fully face him.  “Yes, I did,” he said.  “The offer still stands; you can still join me.”  He waved his hand at the miles of marble.  “You can come to the side of order, of logic, of sense, and be a part of all of this.”  He lowered his hand to point at the floor.  “You can leave that vehicle of yours behind.”

The wild man was silent for a long time, his face expressionless and his eyes hidden behind the sunglasses.  The priest waited, gazing at him, a slight smile playing about his lips as the sunlight made his robes glow from within.

Finally, the wild man shook his head.  “There’s still wilds,” he said slowly.  “Even now, there’s jungle.  Different jungle, different places, different animals, but the same rules.  And I’ll be there.”  His speech complete, the man slowly trudged back to the elevator.

The priest watched him go.  For a moment, his features twisted in an ugly scowl.  That look quickly vanished though, as he turned back to the windows, once again observing the sun.  “How high we have risen!” he said, speaking to the empty room as if orating before a great crowd.  “We are civilized!  We have domesticated the beasts of Nature, tamed the wild!  Through us, we have brought order!  A new world!  A better world!”

Down on the street, miles below, the wild man slid into the back seat of his limousine.  He removed his sunglasses, revealing yellow slitted eyes, as the car pulled away from the curb.  “There’s always wild,” he muttered.  “Even in you, Preach.”

The Beach

On the last day of the world, the man awoke smoothly.

He climbed out of bed, wrapping a terrycloth robe around himself.  His bare feet padded softly on the floor as he made his way downstairs.

He passed through the kitchen without pause.  He didn’t need to eat.  In the front hallway, he paused only to select a windbreaker from the closet.  The wind was already picking up outside, howling past the house.

The man stepped outside through the front door, strolling across the grass.  His bare feet crunched in the dew, still half-frozen on the green blades of grass.  His feet were chilled by the cold air, but he paid them no mind.

The pliant crunch of grass yielded to the rough ridges of concrete as the man continued.  He made his way along the path, paved with poor concrete imitations of tiled cobblestone.  The wind whipped at his hair and the edges of his robe, and the man was grateful when he passed in the shadows of buildings, temporarily shielded from the elements.

The sun still hadn’t fully risen, and the world was draped in shadow.  The pathway beneath the man’s feet became rough wood for a short period, as he crossed the foot bridge over the marsh.  The wood scraped at his soles, threatening to leave splinters, but the man was careful not to drag his feet.  The rope handrails of the bridge creaked as he passed.

The bridge sloped down, gently depositing his feet in the sand of the beach.  The man stepped lightly to avoid sinking in to the soft sand.  He continued in his path, gazing ahead at where the faintest hint of light and color protruded above the horizon.

As he drew closer to the water, the sand became harder, caked together and solid beneath his toes.  The man continued, only occasionally glancing down to avoid the sharp piles of shells.  The sound of the ocean was now a near-constant rush.

The man finally reached the boundary between sand and water, where the caked sand was still damp and briny.  The pounding waves slowed to a frothy trickle just shy of his feet.  The man stood there for a long time as the sun rose, gazing out past the end of the world.

Standing at the edge of the world on the last day, the man watched and waited, a slight smile hiding around the corners of his face.