Missing Brains Will Return!

Hello, dusty and abandoned wilderness of the internet!

Now, I know that Missing Brains, this blog that you have come to know, love, and depend on for guidance in your life, has not been updating for nearly two months now.  And I won’t apologize for that.  Not only have I passed my first quarter of graduate school, but I’ve also found the time in the last couple of months to write an entire novel – in a month!

So, that’s pretty awesome.

Unfortunately, the novel is nowhere near reading-quality yet – I have side characters wandering off and disappearing, and others somehow managing to completely shift and mutate their personalities as the book goes on.  I’m going to have to hew at this with an axe for a while before it’s ready to see the light of day.

Also, when I do release it, it will probably cost money.  Gotta pay for my cardboard box and lentils somehow!

But what about our free content? I can hear you asking.  Missing Brains used to give me the occasional chuckle or groan for free, and I want that back!  Well, never fear!  Regular updates to Missing Brains will return in January.  One of my New Year’s resolutions is invariably to write more – maybe one of your resolutions should be to read more!

Or even, if you’re feeling like an especially awesome person, to donate to that favorite blog of yours and help out the author!  I’m sure he or she would totally appreciate it, and not just put the money towards booze.

So don’t despair, and keep on checking back!  Like that burrito that you thought would be a good choice instead of a real lunch, Missing Brains will return!