I wrote a book! A novel, actually!
Check it out here:
This little project started 9 months ago, when I participated in NaNoWriMo, the National Novel Writing Month. However, just because this story was written, that didn’t mean that it was ready to be shared. Not yet.
But now, after nine months of tweaking and editing, I feel ready for it to be published. Fly, little novel! Go out into this big, scary world, and make a few people chuckle!
For anyone who wants to read what this book is about, just continue. Trust me, it’s funny.
”All I wanted was the perfect wedding. No bitter mother, no pothead father, no crazy sister or lecherous brother-in-law. No surprises. Nothing going wrong. Not happening.”
Danielle Jansen, newly engaged bride-to-be, knows that there are signs suggesting that her wedding won’t turn out perfect.
One such sign? As soon as she’s engaged, her parents can talk about nothing but divorce. Next, Danielle finds that her bitter mother has hired a wedding planner without her knowledge – and the theme appears to be Damnation & Hellfire. And just to put the cherry on top, her insane sister shows up to her bachelorette party stumbling drunk – and claims that she just seduced Danielle’s husband-to-be.
When Danielle’s boyfriend proposed, she warned him about the chaos that would shortly follow. He didn’t listen, but she did warn him. Because the old saying really is true: you don’t just marry your partner – you’re stuck with their entire family…
If the link above, doesn’t work, you can get to it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N552OEM
Tell your friends! Tell your family! Tell your enemies, if you think they’ll buy a copy out of spite! No Kindle? You can read this book in your browser! But please, help me continue to provide a brief moment’s entertainment by supporting me in this purchase!