“Double or nothing.”

“If you won’t, I will!”

“There’s no way you can hit me from that distance.”

“Watch this!”

“Hold my beer.”

“Don’t worry, it’s not too far past the expiration date.”

“Missed me!”

“YOLO!”

“Hey, what’s this button do?”

“It’s cool, I saw this on TV.”

“It’s probably just cramps.”

“Psch.  Helmets are for losers.”

“I’m so drunk right now!”

“I’m so high right now!”

“Funny, it looks like it’s coming right at me.”

“Make me.”

“Don’t worry, it’s not loaded.”

“You and what army?”

“I can reach that…”

“Nice dog, nice dog.”

“I can pass this guy.”

“I got this – they always cut the red wire.”